Candy Alexa - Tight round bum

Well, you have to admit that Candy truly has the roundest arse that is biologically possible. Even Michelangelo himself would have had trouble fashioning such perfection, with the tools that he would have had available at the time. In fact without a laser cutting tool locked to a GPS, I can't see how he could have done it. Anyway, while I stood their admiring this wonderful bum a thought came to me. "What would it be like, to jam my dick into that arse?" Candy looked at me as if she's read my mind and whispered,"Would you like to make with the arse fuckings with myself, be careful because it is very tight though? Looking at that coy little smile, what was I to do?

Crystal Pink - A sensational babe

This week I am pleased to announce the return visit of Crystal Pink. What a sensational babe! She's been working for a budget airline so she had some very sexy stories about her antics on long haul flights, luckily Lara caught all these dirty stories on camcorder for your enjoyment. Naturally, we dressed her up as a sexy Air Hostess, complete with fishnets and thigh high boots. If the airlines had girls dressed like this it would be a little easier accepting the stale sandwiches they serve on their flights. Anyway she was hotter than ever and I just couldn't wait to rip her knickers down!

Crystal Pink - TEEN VS MILF

This week, for your delectation, I am proud to present the very sexy duo of Nikita and Zara, or should I say, dirty teen VS slutty and beautiful MILF. Zara is the demure MILF with a penchant for stockings and Nikita is the young teen, with the gorgeous, tight arse ,clad in skin tight jeans. What a combination, you will marvel as you see Nitkita plunge her tongue into Zara's hot minge and you will be even more impressed when you witness Zara squeezing her hand down the front of Nikita's jeans and playing with her sodden crack. It gives me a hardon just writing this stuff, because I've already seen it!

Paige - Lara Latex lookalike

This week we're back in the UK with a Lara Latex lookalike! Paige arrived and I had to take a double take, as it appeared that my medication was playing tricks with me again. Anyway, Paige dressed up in heels, seamed stockings and a floral dress, in the mode of what your mother would describe as, "What a nice girl and what colour coordination". Well, how wrong your mother would be, because lurking under that sweet exterior was a WANTON SLUT with absolutely NO SHAME! Yes, your mother would be reaching for her smelling salts, if she were witness to even one second of Paige's disgraceful behaviour. In fact she had ME reaching for my smelling salts, mind you anyone in seamed stockings has me in need of sedation and don't start me on the combo of seamed stockings and high heels!

Summer - Sex with specs

As you lucky Jim Slip members have probably noticed. Summer was creaming herself during last week's exciting episode! This week we continue the mayhem, except Summer decides to wear her specs. It's not often that a girl looks MORE BEAUTIFUL even when she is wearing a pair of bottle-bottomed specs, but Summer certainly did! She looked like the ultimate sexy secretary! Although, if you employed Summer as your secretary, it wouldn't be long before you were bashed over the head with your wife's hand-bag! Anyway, Summer and I went at it hammer and tongs, or should I say, "Hammer & sickle?" Haw! haw! haw! She has probably one of the nicest arses on the whole website and with her clad in stockings and suspenders and high heels, she is certainly a televisual feast of sexual delight!

Connie - A budding concert pianist

Budapest is such a sophisticated city. Everywhere there are beautiful girls struggling to become artists, musicians and yes porn stars! One thing they all have in common, is the fact that they have to get jobs like making burgers, to finance their studies. This week's babe is no exception. Connie is a budding concert pianist and when I laid eyes on her I thought, "Wow I wouldn't mind her tickling my ivories!" (Well, actually, when I first saw her, I didn't realise she was a pianist, I'm just making a joke!) Anyway, using the subtle charm that has got me into the knickers of hundreds of babes I managed to entice her back to my lair where she brushed up rather well dressed in a little kilt and over knee socks and the biggest smile I've ever seen. Absolute stunner!