Lara Latex - Sweet British porn princess

Well this week I had the honour of having some fun with the lovely Poppy Morgan, star of a thousand films and general Porn Princess. Well I had to think long and hard about our scene. I mean what could I do to Poppy that hadn't already been done before, after all she's had everything apart from the kitchen sink stuffed up her in previous films? So I thought, "I know, I'll go for the cutesy, cuddly Poppy, the Poppy you'd take home to meet mother." So I dressed her as a cute little ballerina and let her and Lara have some Lesbo fun. Do you know what? I think it turned out really sexy seeing her like this, I mean she is so damn HOT, especially when she is being cute and innocent. I particularly loved the bit when she's talking to camera, whilst fucking Lara with a dildo. Anyway you'll be pleased to know that in next weeks episode I dre...

Trinity - Supposedly from Germany

I was on the phone to my friends at "Theme Girls", you know the escort agency that sends over girls dressed in different themes from films and so on, like "Tin Man" or "Cleopatra" except they never have the girls I want. Anyway this week they sent over "Trinity Van Helsing" from Munster in Germany (Supposedly), personally I think she was from Southend. Anyway, she turned up in a sexy fraulein costume, complete with knee high socks. I had my suspicions about her nationality, when she greeted me with, "Gott in himmel, donner und Blitzen die Englischer pig-dog!!" Now I don't speak a word of German, but I'm sure I read this line in a comic called "The Eagle" when I was a boy, where a bunch of our Tommies met a bloodfirsty platoon of the Bosch. My worst fears were confirmed when she raised her arm and shouted "Heil Hitler!". Anyway, I went...

Roxy - Sexy penniless student

Sometimes I have to admit, "There is a God". A few weeks ago I got a letter from a girl wanting to do a £500 challenge. She said she was a penniless student. Knowing students of to-day all her money was probably squandered in the Uni bar, unlike in my day, where we used our hard earned cash buying teddy bears and scarves and appearing on "University Challenge". Anway she suggested meeting at a location nearby. I was quite doubtful, but thought it worth a try. Well what a complete babe! To be honest I thought it was a wheeze from one of the local nut-balls, but no, it was a real, living, breathing, gorgeous babe waiting for me. Well, I bundled her into the "Mighty Midget" and whisked her back to my lair, where Lara dressed her up in a " Sexy Dorothy From The Wizard of Oz" outfit and my eyes nearly popped out of my head when ...

Loz - 500 pound bum-fun challenge 2

What is it about a sexy babe dressed in school uniform that drives us crazy, who knows? Anyway, this week I decided to do a Spanking Extravanza, I'm always getting emails from the spanking fraternity, so I got a couple of videos out, to get some hints, "How to discipline and spank Vol 33" was my first choice. I've noticed in these films you always have to do some daft scenario, to explain why the girls must be soundly spanked. So I made up my own dramatic story and got to spank the Loz's lovely round bottom until it was bright pink. I must admit it was quite horny, but to be honest I'm a ,stick your dick in a hole as fast as possible, kind of guy, so I couldn't wait to dispense with the spanking and screw her arse. However Lara had some other screw-ball idea and got Loz talking dirty to camera, whilst fucking herself with a dildo. An...

Loz - 500 pound bum-fun challenge

This babe is so wonderful I decided to split her into 2 parts! I met the lovely Loz at my favourite bus-stop which seems to have an endless supply of beautiful young women waiting at it. What you didn't see of course was me being beaten with an umbrella, by a toothless hag in a Hijab when I suggested one of my, "Bum-Fun Challenges" After all, you know my slogan, "Anything with a pulse!" Anyway, Loz accepted my challenge with gusto and since she was a media Studies student at university, I assured her that the exerience would be a welcome addition in any forthcoming video-producing projects. After all, she'd learn about Hi-Def cameras, lighting and errrm bum-fun. Naturally, being a young randy student she couldn't wait to get stuffed with dick, so I kitted her out in a cute, but still slutty outfit and gave her a hard pounding and a s...

Amber - Quiet English country towns

It is not uncommon for the odd girl here and there to dabble in the murky world of porn, earn a little money and then return to their normal lives. One such girl was the lovely Amber, who having performed with me, returned to her village and was greeted by a baying mob holding flaming torches and chanting, "Die porno bitch, die!" Such is life in quiet English country towns, dens of hypocracy and bigotry. Anyway, I discovered that Amber had moved to a new village and was now holding down a job as a travel agent. So what better time for me to perform my, "Surprise! Surprise! Surprise!" challenge on her, I suppose I could have called it my "Tora!, Tora!,Tora!", challenge, kind of sounds better, don't you think? She was certainly shocked to see me and nearly choked on her sandwich, she still had a trace of sluttishness left in her as ...