Chanel C - This week I had my birthday

This week I had my birthday. Some guys get socks, others get aftershave, but Jim Slip gets a tasy bird delivered to his door. Clad in mini-kilt and over knee socks and a complete, All American "college girl" look, Chanel arrived at my place and was gagging for some hot, kitchen/ diner action, which makes a change from the sofa which is in for repair at the moment. The IKEA robot sofa tester is unable to put the sofas through the rigourous pummelling that only I, Jim Slip, can put them through and so it had collapsed! Anyway, we got straight down to it and the first thing I did was plunge my hand into her tight knickers and from then on I had no choice but to ravage her on the spot!

Natasha Brill - Lovely long legged Natasha

This week we have the lovely long legged Natasha, dressed in a tiny mini kilt, hold-ups and heels! She was trawled from a park reading the Stephen King book, "IT" about a murderous clown. Natasha was all too ready to cast her book to one side at the promise of crisp cash! I've recently had a few complaints from people suffering from RSI or "Repetitive Strain Injury" to the right arm and I quote, "Please Jim enough of these gorgeous babes, the doctor put my arm in a sling and I told him about jimslip.com, the following week I returned to find both him and the other doctors AND a nurse ALL had their arms in slings as well, STOP, enough with the babes already!!" My answer to him, NO! NO! NO! I will not stop putting the most beautiful babes on Earth on my website, you will just have to alternate arms!

Olivya - Jim melts icy Russian

Is no one safe from the clutches of Jim Slip? Stalking the streets, ever searching for fresh, succulent, meat.....and brand new girls as well! This week I entrapped the lovely Olivya as she emerged from a Metro station. She was a Russian student, living in Budapest. I engaged her in some innocent banter about this and that and then pounced with the old, "I shoot erotic fashion, errrm , sort of like!" routine.She couldn't believe it when I pointed out that Lara had been secretly filming us from a distance and burst into nervous laughter. Anyway, she was dead keen on coming back to mine for some hardcore porno action and for a change I decided to fuck her in the kitchen. Yes, I know it's not an exotic location! I know it's not on a beach on Fiji, but does it really matter? All you really want to see is a cute girl bouncing up and down on my...

Sasha - Crazed bum-fun queen!

Well, if you thought that was the end of Sasha Rose, well you are WRONG! Or as my old Maths teacher once shouted in class, "You are wrong with a CAPITAL "R!" She is back again and gagging for more hardcore action. You wouldn't think you could pack so much rampantness into such a small package. One day in many years to come, when we are all flying around in mini helicopters and wearing tin foil suits, you will be able to buy a "Sasha Rose" living doll! Already pre-dressed in jim slip clobber and raring to go, just connect up the hydrogen fuel cell inside her and voila your fantasy comes to life and best of all, when you are exhausted, just turn her off and put her in a cupboard until next time! Oh, by the way, this week she squeezes my dong into her tight bum! Thought I'd just mention that!

Conchita - Sun bathing Spanish Beauty

Today, I am in Alan Whicker mode.To those who don't know, this man toured the World and interviewed the rich and famous. This scene was filmed during the summer shortly after a tasty bird had just slapped my face after having heard my proposal. I stumbled on Conchita, calmly reading a book on the beach and she was a little bit more receptive to my suggestion of returning to my place for a hot, steamy sex session. So Lara and I kitted her up in some rather strange thigh-high PVC boots with big holes going down the front. Lara had stumbled on them at our local charity shop. Apparently, they'd done a house clearance at the house of a dead prostitute and found loads of sexy boots, PVC clothes, high heel shoes, sex toys and even a huge blow up lovedoll fashioned in the style of Burt Reynolds,the 1970's sex symbol. It had a large appendage sti...

Tara - British teen slut

You'd think butter wouldn't melt in Tara's mouth. Young, cute, nice arse, but no! This was a girl who had recently done a gang-bang with 40 guys, yes FORTY!! I said to her, "Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?" after she'd proudly announced this fact! Anyway, although she was a little quiet, with spasmodic bouts of sluttishness, I did enjoy getting my sweaty mits on her.