Kylie - Delightful skinny teen

This week we have a delightful skinny teen for you to drool over. As it happens she's 20 years old, but looks more like 18, that's what the Hungarian diet of Goulash, no smoking and early nights does for you, it fights all, "7 signs of ageing" in one go! She announced that she had recently had a job in London working as a chambermaid in a hotel, which immediately got my imagination racing, as I imagined Kylie flitting around with a duster, wearing a French Maid's uniform, seamed stockings and high heels. My fantasy was dashed however, when she explained the uniform was but a drab old housecoat with flat shoes.That's the trouble with todays hotels, they have no respect for our old traditions. In fact that's the trouble with our NHS. Hard nosed, miserable, nannying, old lesbians, were allowed to ban the sexy starched cotton uniforms the nur...

Leila - The shadowy world of girls

Today we delve into the shadowy world of girls who ply their "trade" by night. Sexy babes, clad in fur who will engage you for an evening of pleasure for a handful of coins! In this weeks very furtive and sleazy scene, you will witness, Lara Latex, skulking in the shadows, secretly filming my shameful liaison with, Leila. She had been procured from a local pimp by name of, "The Fat Man", who lurks at one of the stations in Olde Budapest. The drunken, morbidly obese, toothpick chewing, scumbag, (Why do pimps always have stuff stuck in their teeth?), announced in a guttural voice, "Leila is good girl, she do every...." He then burst into a disgusting, hacking cough, symptomatic of a severe case of TB and then continued, wiping foam from his mouth, "I have her myself only a few minutes ago, He! he! he!", my reply was a predictable, "Charmed...

Scarlett - Newcastle Nymph

I must admit, you lot our there make even a person like me blush. This week, hailing from Newcastle, we have the wonderful Scarlett. She had written in, aided and abetted by her boyfriend, to be on, "Jim Slip's Stars in your Eyes". This is where girls, with my help, live out their ultimate dream. Well, Scarlett's ultimate dream, was to dress as a complete whore and get fucked by moi! You will smile as she relates the story of how her boyfriend made her dress up as a whore and stand outside a chip shop, "Touting for trade", whilst he observed from the shadows, wearing a pair of night-vision goggles and a dee-stalkers hat! Anyway, she brushed up well as a, "Street-slut", but unbeknown to me, Scarlett had another trick up her sleeve, or rather up my sleeve as it happened, namely she was a fan of the ancient art of, "Fisting". As you know, I ...

Scarlet Lovatt - Student- slut

We’re back to the cute teens for the next couple of weeks, folks! This week I set sail in the good ship, “Slip” with my net in tow and trawled a very nice teen student called Scarlet. Having done my usual routine, i.e., “You look like a model, fancy earning some wonga?” routine, she happily returned to our place and brushed up really well, as a so called “Jim Slip Babe”. You’d never guess what she chose to wear! Well, of course you’d guess, because that’s what jimslip.com is all about, smiley, cute girls dressed in little skirts, stockings and heels, behaving badly. Anyway Scarlet, looked stunning in her fishnets and heels and she certainly behaved, VERY BADLY indeed and her big, sexy, pouty lips will have you drooling all over your TV dinners!

Daisy Rock - Potty-mouthed slut!

This week we are back in the UK. You can’t say that I don’t make an effort to bring you the World’s sexiest girls and this week is no exception. Daisy Rock has been on the porn scene in the UK for some time, so it was only natural that I should get around to investigating her talents further. In this week’s cavalcade of sexy fun, Daisy relates some of her dirty stories to Lara’s camcorder, whilst she fondles her sodden minge. So make yourself a cuppa, settle down and enjoy watching and listening to Daisy’s banter. It’s a little like listening to the BBC Home Service, where the presenter has been plied with crack cocaine, sold her soul to the Devil and hijacked, “A Book at Bedtime!”

Daisy Rock - Warmed herself up with her wicked banter

As you can see, once Daisy had warmed herself up with her wicked banter she turned into a crazed sex kitten or should I say, “Kitten-Kong?” She just couldn’t seem to get enough cock! She craved it as does a man dying of thirst in the desert, crave a long cool glass of water. She pummelled and abused me until I had been squashed into our famous IKEA sofa. No IKEA robot could possibly simulate the punishment that Daisy Rock meted out on our sofa that day. I’d say that it would be like dropping a large car, loaded with luggage, on the sofa from 50 feet up! There was no stopping our Daisy from her wantonness and it is a wonder that I, Jim Slip, am still alive to tell the tale. So, whilst, you’re pawing you way through the scene, spare a thought for I, who must perform far beyond what is duty bound and I do it entirely for you, my brethren!! L...