Lara Latex - The pimp from hell

Well me and my big ideas. As it's always difficult to get girls, I hatched a plan for Lara to join an escort agency and meet some new girls that way. Anyway, she phones up "Robyn" who says she'll come over and interview Lara for a job. Well guess who turned up, a lookalike for "Pat" from Eastenders. Within five minutes of arriving she'd made a roll-up from her packet of "Drum Tobacco", which I thought only cons smoked, hitched up her skirt and set on poor Lara in a full frenzied Lesbian attack. This was in the guise of putting lara through her paces, to be honest I found the whole idea of Lara being used, by this bird, quite horny. Anyway, we came to the end of the err, "Interview" when Robyn announces, "That's only arff of it Doll, you're gonna have to shag my business associate Dave, to see if you can take cock". You'll have to wait til...

Amber - Quiet English country towns

It is not uncommon for the odd girl here and there to dabble in the murky world of porn, earn a little money and then return to their normal lives. One such girl was the lovely Amber, who having performed with me, returned to her village and was greeted by a baying mob holding flaming torches and chanting, "Die porno bitch, die!" Such is life in quiet English country towns, dens of hypocracy and bigotry. Anyway, I discovered that Amber had moved to a new village and was now holding down a job as a travel agent. So what better time for me to perform my, "Surprise! Surprise! Surprise!" challenge on her, I suppose I could have called it my "Tora!, Tora!,Tora!", challenge, kind of sounds better, don't you think? She was certainly shocked to see me and nearly choked on her sandwich, she still had a trace of sluttishness left in her as ...

Desiree - Order from an escort agency

A few weeks ago I was very excited to receive a brochure from an Escort agency, that specialises in girls dressed up in different outfits or themes. So, they had a "Red Riding Hood" a "Little Bo Beep" and some other more strange themes like, "Sexy Dalek" and "Freshly Dug-Up Corpse". Anyway, I got in touch and needless to say none of the girls I wanted were around for various reasons, except for one girl on page 6 of the brochure, who happened to be, guess what? "Common Prostitute". I tried to explain to the lady taking the bookings, "My good woman, "Common Prostitute" hardly constitutes a "Theme" it is merely a statement of fact, I can find such a lady of the night on any street corner, pray tell, what distinguishes your, "Common Prostitute" from all the others? "Well", she answered, "You wont find anyone as common as "Desiree La Douc...

Loz - 500 pound bum-fun challenge

This babe is so wonderful I decided to split her into 2 parts! I met the lovely Loz at my favourite bus-stop which seems to have an endless supply of beautiful young women waiting at it. What you didn't see of course was me being beaten with an umbrella, by a toothless hag in a Hijab when I suggested one of my, "Bum-Fun Challenges" After all, you know my slogan, "Anything with a pulse!" Anyway, Loz accepted my challenge with gusto and since she was a media Studies student at university, I assured her that the exerience would be a welcome addition in any forthcoming video-producing projects. After all, she'd learn about Hi-Def cameras, lighting and errrm bum-fun. Naturally, being a young randy student she couldn't wait to get stuffed with dick, so I kitted her out in a cute, but still slutty outfit and gave her a hard pounding and a s...

Angie - The 500 Forint challenge

With the success of Jimslip.com, I have been treating myself to a few luxuries in recent months.Gone are the days of rummaging through peoples' rubbish bins for a few scraps! Now it's like the "Ambassador's Party" at Jim Slip headquarters. I've got new tyres for my bike, can afford toilet paper and don't even have to hang peoples used tea-bags on the washing line, to make my self a cuppa! Another luxury is treating myself to a girl that comes and cleans. The lovely Angie was Hoovering my carpet when I came up with a good wheez of doing a challenge on her. Knowing that the currency of Hungary is the Forint, I decided to tempt her with a 500 Forint challenge. Unfortunately she wasn't impressed since 500 Forint is about £1.00. Anyway we negotiated a decent sum and I immediately sat her down and plunged my hand into her knickers. I...

Cyprus - Daily life in the UK

The lovely Cyprus managed to beat a path to my door, braving hoody thugs, psychopaths, muggers and Hijab wearing, suicide bombers. Such is daily life in the UK. But still infused with the spirit of the Blitz we carry on regardless. I am also being stalked by a crazed vicar, who has been recently released from Broadmoor and started a "Say NO To Filth" campaign, he maintains he is merely enjoying his "Human Right" to protest, by standing outside my house at all hours.........but why the axe? Anyway back to Cyprus, well what a little babe. She decided to adopt the character of "Britney Shears" in her marketing and it certainly worked for me. I'd say she was probably certifiable, but hey, this is Jim Slip here. Her mouth had as much suction as a Henry Hoover and her pissing antics where quite fun, if a little short. She loved cock, (What a cl...