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Horny puffy girl part 2
Salome - Horny puffy girl part 2

Well you had to laugh, old Otto getting a cactus falling on his dick, serves him right for trying to be creative! Anyway, isn't Salome a babe? Budapest was the hottest city in the world on that day, with a temp. reading of 45 degrees C, but that didn't stop me crawling across the floor to get at her. She reminded me of a futuristic blow up robo-doll and I couldn't wait to get jammed into her.........and nor could she! These Hungarian girls are always gagging for it, don't ask me why, I've said before, I think it's the mountains of goulasch they consume. She'd said to her "Agent" Mr Big, (loosely translated) "I want to fuck the dick of an Englishman and I want to get him to stick it up my bum-hole for the anal pleasure!" I nearly fell over when he informed me of her request! Get a load of her cute little dress, I didn't bother with the slu...
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Horny puffy girl
Salome - Horny puffy girl

Hi everyone, Otto here! Well I'm here in Budapest with Jim to, "Break in" the tasty birds wot Jim has found. I mean get an eyeful of Salome, I couldn't wait to get her on the bed for some single-girl-with-fingering-and-a-bit-of-shagging-camcorder-action. I mean these birds are gagging for it, me mates back at the hospital would go mental (Well, they're already mental Ha!Ha!) if they could see 'em, but I say go fuck yourselves you nutters, cos Otto's 'ere first! Ha! Ha! I mean first I did the old charm routine on her, then I get 'er to get the lube out of me bum-bag, Ha! Ha! Then with a bit more smooth talking, I say, "Why dontcha fill ya gob with me dick luv!" Cor, what with that and sticking me fingers in 'er minge and giving her pussy a good rub, it was as good as a night in with me blow up love doll, er maybe a bit better! I can't beli...
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Cute slutty babe part 2
Katie - Cute slutty babe part 2

Well, the lovely Katie was left well primed for me to get my paws on. She looked like the kind of girl who'd look good in a school uniform complete with tie. Sure enough, in fact should I say quel surprise, she looked sensational and I set on her like my pet labrador would do on a big meaty bone. I mean to say I was actually salivating at the sight of her, with those lovely long legs, stockings and heels. Anyway I'll stop droning on and let you see for yourself. By the way during the next few weeks you will see some amazing Hungarian girls, ravaged first by that fat, smelly, bastard, Otto and then by moi.........they are absolutely gorgeous!
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Cute slutty babe
Katie - Cute slutty babe

Hi everyone, I'm Otto, Jim's 22 stone, twin brother! My porn name is Phil Mippants. I've been brought in to film the Part 1's of these tasty birds wot Jim gets. You see Jim just ain't SLEAZY enough. So I'm here to bring you the SLEAZE FACTOR that I know you all love. I mean Jim wos always the fucking goody two shoes of the family, he wos wearing a fuckin' suit and bow-tie when he was 5 years old and now with all his sophisticated chat and shit wot he does, is JUST NOT PORN! I mean take me, I'm fat, sweaty and common. I wear a bum-bag and my best pick up line is, "Hey, babe can I put me finger up ya snatch?" In fact, I'd say I wos ya classic porno cameraman. So anyway, Jim gives me this tasty bird, Katie to "Break in" for 'im. Well what a nice bit of skirt she was. I mean 'er minge was soaking wet even before we started and I 'ad her playi...
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Teen streetslut for the day
Isabella - Teen streetslut for the day

Well theres cute and theres CUTISSIMO! Well that's the lovely Isabella. She wrote to me saying "Dear Jim, will you fix it for me to be a streetslut for the day, Love Isabella, age: 18 and 3/4's?" What is with these girls who want to be "Streetsluts?" It must be a dark, strange fantasy for females. Even in Hungary the girls seem to have this need to behave like "Streetsluts". So it's not just an English, thing. Anyway, I decided to dress Isabella up in the "Dorothy, from Wizard of Oz" outfit, which always seems to suit cute young girls in my opinion. Well for a novice, she took to being a slut like a duck to water. She was remarkably good at sucking cock for a girl of a mere 18 and 3/4's, her expression not mine, but I just loved making her say it! Anyway I went through the usual menu of depraved acts as per the Jim Slip ethos, ie "When en...
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Gave her a good seeing
Rowena - Gave her a good seeing

You'll be excited to know that I have been in Budapest filming some of the most beautiful girls I've ever seen! They'll be coming up soon. I was assisted by my identical twin brother, Otto, AKA "Phil Mippants" and his girlfirend "Donna Rear" who I will tell you about in due course. This week we have the cuddly Rowena, who I took the opportunity to film in the bathroom, sliding soapy suds all over her body. Not much to say about her except after her shower, I dragged her out and gave her a good seeing to.
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