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Daily life in the UK
Cyprus - Daily life in the UK

The lovely Cyprus managed to beat a path to my door, braving hoody thugs, psychopaths, muggers and Hijab wearing, suicide bombers. Such is daily life in the UK. But still infused with the spirit of the Blitz we carry on regardless. I am also being stalked by a crazed vicar, who has been recently released from Broadmoor and started a "Say NO To Filth" campaign, he maintains he is merely enjoying his "Human Right" to protest, by standing outside my house at all hours.........but why the axe? Anyway back to Cyprus, well what a little babe. She decided to adopt the character of "Britney Shears" in her marketing and it certainly worked for me. I'd say she was probably certifiable, but hey, this is Jim Slip here. Her mouth had as much suction as a Henry Hoover and her pissing antics where quite fun, if a little short. She loved cock, (What a cl...
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500 Pound annoying nun challenge
Sister Naomi - 500 Pound annoying nun challenge

Well, I must admit, in the crazy world of Jim Slip anything can happen! I was innocently waiting for a bus, when I found myself accosted by a Nun (Sister Naomi) asking me about the £500 Challenge card that I was holding. Nuns are always so damn inquisitive, always poking their noses into everything. They kind of have a really annoying enthusiasm about everything. Like Julie Andrews in "The Sound of Music", you feel like smashing her over the head with her guitar! To be honest, the last thing on my mind was the idea of getting to grips with a nun! The last time I dealt with nuns was at school. They were a brutal lot. The Mother Superior had been posted here from Germany after being thrown out of the Gestapo... for cruelty! I still remember lying on the floor as a group of nuns kicked and punched me for being late with my homework. ...
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500 Pound car breakdown challenge
Lena - 500 Pound car breakdown challenge

Well, put me in a tall glass, cover me in fruit and ice cream, put a wafer in each ear and call me a Knicker Bocker Glory!..... I couldn't believe it......while driving down a busy A road I spotted a damsel in distress. The lovely Lena was standing by her old Nissan Micra waiting for the AA to arrive. Well what an opportunity to try out my £500 Bum Fun Challenge. I told her that she'd probably need a new car as her Micra definately looked ready for the scrap heap. So the thought of getting 500 smackers just for a quick shag, meant a new car for her. She'd been told she was going to have to wait for 2 hours for the patrolman to arrive,so without much convincing she came back to "Maison Jim". Well we dressed her up in a rather fetching all in one fish-net body suit, with rips in in and some high boots. (Just a note for the ladies ou...
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The 500 Forint challenge
Angie - The 500 Forint challenge

With the success of Jimslip.com, I have been treating myself to a few luxuries in recent months.Gone are the days of rummaging through peoples' rubbish bins for a few scraps! Now it's like the "Ambassador's Party" at Jim Slip headquarters. I've got new tyres for my bike, can afford toilet paper and don't even have to hang peoples used tea-bags on the washing line, to make my self a cuppa! Another luxury is treating myself to a girl that comes and cleans. The lovely Angie was Hoovering my carpet when I came up with a good wheez of doing a challenge on her. Knowing that the currency of Hungary is the Forint, I decided to tempt her with a 500 Forint challenge. Unfortunately she wasn't impressed since 500 Forint is about £1.00. Anyway we negotiated a decent sum and I immediately sat her down and plunged my hand into her knickers. ...
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Sweet British porn princess part 2
Poppy - Sweet British porn princess part 2

Well what a transformation, from ballerina to schoolgirl (Complete with straw boater) what could I do when Poppy burst into the room but drop to my knees and give Thanks to The Lord!!! It was quite a site to see the lovely Poppy gnawing on my cock, it reminded me of my old Labrador being a given Pedigree Jumbone (Without the teeth chewing or the floppy ears of course) Anyway, she squeezed down on my dick and started to fuck me with gusto, but all the time I kind of missed the ballerina outfit, so I put it on...............No not really! LOL, I got Poppy to put it back on and then continued to screw her. Well I have to admit Poppy is one of my all time favourites and I think it was great letting her be a cutey rather than a rampant porno whore, just for once!
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Sweet British porn princess
Lara Latex - Sweet British porn princess

Well this week I had the honour of having some fun with the lovely Poppy Morgan, star of a thousand films and general Porn Princess. Well I had to think long and hard about our scene. I mean what could I do to Poppy that hadn't already been done before, after all she's had everything apart from the kitchen sink stuffed up her in previous films? So I thought, "I know, I'll go for the cutesy, cuddly Poppy, the Poppy you'd take home to meet mother." So I dressed her as a cute little ballerina and let her and Lara have some Lesbo fun. Do you know what? I think it turned out really sexy seeing her like this, I mean she is so damn HOT, especially when she is being cute and innocent. I particularly loved the bit when she's talking to camera, whilst fucking Lara with a dildo. Anyway you'll be pleased to know that in next weeks episode I dre...
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